Jut sat next to a black boy who smelled like chocolate. Idk why this is so funny to me.
Describe yourself as “an existential nihilist” and I’ll probably stop talking to you. Especially if your greasy hair hangs limp in front of you eyes, and you’re still listing Simple Plan as your favorite band.
I hate thrift stores.
Some bitch told me my boobs were small. Bitch, I got my first underwire bra when I was ten. And they ain’t stopped growing yet.
FOUND SOME PICTURES OF THE NIGHT I GAVE MY FIRST HJ HAHA caps was on, oops.
I would rather suck every dick with herpes in the world, than live in a country where Santorum is president.