January 2012
9 posts
For fun in my family, we look at the pay-per-view porn titles.
10 Drippin’ Black Asses.
everyone in my family is always like
“oh, lookin’ for a man? getting you a boyfriend?!”
“when are YOU gonna settle down?”
and like, i like guys, and i am attracted to guys, but is it really so bad that i dont give a fuck? like, i couldn’t care less if ive got a boyfriend, really. i always say like, “oh i need a bf” but i really have zero feelings...
what if my next tattoo was just
yippy kai ay mother fucker
People are so anti body hair on men and I don’t get it.
Like, if a guy had no hair on his chest, I’d be weirded out. And tbh, I also find it a little fae if a dude does more than manscaping on his below bits. Like, trim it up and keep it looking nice, yeah, but I hate linoleum flooring.
everyone is always home and i just wanna smoke. additionally, i need a grinder and my stash is running pretty low.
A benefit of sexual abstinence.
No matter how involuntary the abstinence, when your period is really late it’s a nonissue.
So.
My mom has this friend Brad, who is unashamed about his extreme foot fetish. These are the messages he’s sent me:
Nice toes…
and
Man, I’d buy you shoes just to get to take pics of them.
WAH.
A text I wrote, copied here for posterity's sake.
(In response to: “Should I make an appearance?!”)
We are wasted and ian bitching about all he knous. Boys. And fuck beards and how I need dick.
NEW YEARS 2012 WHOO
