I will be honest and say that penises weird me out just a bit.
On target.com, there is a whole two sizes of difference between my top and bottom.
mafchops: apis-florea: I’d like to thank my follower. Marissa, ily. gurl i just wanna know everything aboutchu so i have to follow every single one of your blogs <3
I’d like to thank my follower. Marissa, ily.
I have a real problem buying clothes.
I have MASSIVE hips. In fact, my hips are a whole ten inches bigger than my waist, and 6 inches bigger than my bust. This leads to some serious issues buying clothing. For instance, when we bought my prom dress, we went to Gracie’s. They order your dress to fit the widest part of your body. They ordered a 14, and when it got here, we had to get the shit altered out of it, because it was way...
That awkward moment when...
you’ve been totally head over heels for a boy since 2005, and still can’t look him in the eyes.
At this point in my life, if I could find someone to fuck, then cuddle with, I’d be happy. I don’t want any commitment, and I don’t wanna have to maintain communication. Sex and cuddlin’, cuddlin’ and sex.
I lost my virginity to you. You could at least smile back.
I'm such a little bitch.
And not in the mean way, but like, “y u cry at everything?” Like how you would call a dude a little bitch. I CRY ALL THE TIME. I cried a little watching The Muppets today. I cry watching Christmas commercials. I cry listening to the radio. I cried during the PREVIEWS before The Muppets. There was one about a little puppy named Jingle, who just wanted to be adopted, and OH GOD. And oh...
My big bitch for the day.
I bitch all the time, but this is my big bitch for the day. My mom really pissed me off in the car tonight. I was already annoyed with her, and then she just made it worse. BACKGROUND!! A year ago, my granny got really sick and was in the hospital. She was in the ICU for about a week, and at one point, the doctor’s told us not to expect her to make it to the morning. My mom is 1 of 6...
DO NOT WATCH HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2
mafchops: I REPEAT: DO NOT WATCH HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 omg theres hammering out of teeth and he uses the same syringe on like 10 people and this woman steps on her newborns skull and he STAPLES their lips to other peoples asses and omfg omfg omfg what did i just watch i shouldve gone to sociology fuuuuuuuck WHYYYYYYY I AM LIKE CRYING this has been a psa from yours truly This is why you should...
Here's what I think the problem is.
You assume that because someone is an atheist, or dresses in chunky sweaters and skinny jeans, they’re an intellectual. Or that because someone listens to America’s Top 40, like musicals and goes to church, they’re not worth your time. If you only pay attention to the indie kids in this city, you’re really missing out. Give everyone the respect they deserve until they...
I hate everyone.
I still don’t really know how to use a bong.
Everyone is a hypocrite.
can’t! I AM MAD AT YOU, WORLD.
I hold grudges.
I don’t care if you called me a slut in 7th grade, or dumped me before prom to hook up with my sister. You piss me off, and I will not forget it. My bad side isn’t very intimidating, but it’s easy to get on, and once you’re there, you’ll stay.
Don't be annoyed!
I made a really good (IMO) cold weather playlist. Here! Killing the Blues - Alison Krauss/Robert Plant Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On) - Alison Krauss/Robert Plant All the Colours - Angus & Julia Stone I and Love and You - The Avett Brothers January Wedding - The Avett Brothers Head Full of Doubt / Road Full of Promise - The Avett Brothers And It Spread - The Avett Brothers Laundry Room - The...
When I am in a bad mood, I put on nice shoes. It makes me much happier. Right now I am wearing sweet gladiator wedges. 5.5 inches. Bonus: I painted my toes a really nice lilac yesterday. Here’s the DL (down low, duh). I have had… 4 boyfriends, and dated 2 guys apart from that. My very first boyfriend (and first kiss, lol) was 12, and I was 13. Obviously, I have a type, and that type is summed up...
Sometimes I get in terrible, terrible moods.
Typically, I like to keep to myself, and I don’t really talk to many people or do much. One week every two months or so, I am really happy and outgoing, and I like to socialize and be with people. And then there are times like tonight, where I feel like everything is just crumbling down around me, and that nothing will ever be good again. I would love to just crawl up in a pair of arms and cry,...
Went to Victoria's Secret.
I love wearing new underthings.
What made me think of this, but. You know how, at the time you make it, some decisions seem like the best shit ever? Or how, you think you’re being damn sneaky about something? I was thinking about the first earlier, and then found my way on the second. When I was 16, I had my first serious boyfriend. He was 15, and had a curfew on the weekends of midnight. So he would come home with me...