This will be a real blog, where, instead of Dr. Who and HP reblogs, I will actually talk about me and my life.
I know this is a few days late. I went out of town.
I’m Cali. I’m an obsessive, depressive, pessimistic, perfectionist. I like to blame everything on myself, and I can’t sit around without anything to do. I like having directions, and someone telling me what to do. I can’t be a boss, and I can’t…
still mostly accurate
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mom. wat?
madame-scary-von-spooky-britches:
McDonalds introduced their new sweet tea in 2007
6 years ago a miracle was made
bless
I like sweet tea…
As a McDonald’s employee, I can confirm that we use a four pound bag of sugar per container. Not sure how many gallons of tea is in a container, thought.
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Total meth lab incidents in the United States in 2012 by state
DAMN IT MISSOURI AND TENNESSEE, WE JUST WANT TO BE #1 AT SOMETHING.
#hoosiers
We win
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Mass media recognizes us.
Gratuitous picture of yarn, right Margaret?! Ooooh I got jokes.
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I love my dad. I’d also like to thank him for my ears.
These are real fucking stallions.
This picture is great from the start, and then you realize that they’re literally wearing her shoes and it makes it that much better.
This is beautiful.
They look better than me in heelsI will never not reblog this.
I never noticed before that they’re actually wearing heels. That is fantastic.
a-freaking-mazing…omg they’re wearing heels!
Best ever
I wonder what would happen if there was a campaign that said ” Walk in his boots, use his equipment”
Oh my god. I love this.
I’ll marry that one on the far left. Hay cutie.
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flirting with girls on OkCupid lol what am i doing it is too soon for me to be thinking about dating
i guess it’s better than crying, though
So this weird thing happened where Kaitlyn and I are exactly the same person. I was even gonna go on a date on Monday, but decided it was probably too soon for that.
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This Isn’t Shopped of the Day: Pope Benedict XVI’s Legacies Remembered in Comic Sans
The Vatican just can’t seem to catch a break these days. Following last week’s departure of Pope Benedict XVI—the first pope to resign in nearly 600 years, the Vatican published a digital photo album dedicated to the now former leader of the Catholic Church using the Comic Sans typeface on every page. The 62-page album can be viewed on the official Vatican website.
When things are in comic sans, I read them in my head like a third grade teacher trying to he her students pumped.
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